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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.