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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.