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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!