What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.