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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Iran

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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With a search party.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.