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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Chamber Jokes More Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.