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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.