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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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In little knotsies....

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Harry Daughter.

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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.