Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'