What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions