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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.