What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.