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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.