Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.