What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.