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Blaze Jokes

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

French Stoner Jokes More French Stoner Jokes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?