Jalapeo Business Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

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Annoy it.

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That sinking feeling...

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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A Pearl Harbor

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Because they get jalapeo business.

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I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!