Jalapeo Business Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Gets jalapeno business!

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Because they get jalapeo business.

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.