Jalapeo Business Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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A Pearl Harbor

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

Nosey Pepper Jokes More Nosey Pepper Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.