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North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.