North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs