Rick O'Shea.
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Rick O'Shea
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
The cure
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Paddy O' furniture
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Bang! (!)
Irish pride
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.