Rick O'Shea.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
A bouncing baby boa!
Third grade.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Art.
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
Because he never left the pub.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
You buy it per-tater
Because they take things literally.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.