How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.