How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph