How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Teethbrush Jokes More Teethbrush Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!