How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.