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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.