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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What's 1+1?

2

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.