How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.