How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!