How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.