How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.