How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!