How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president?

Small loan of 100 million dollars

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.