How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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