How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.