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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK