How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.