How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you