How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them