When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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A neigh-maker

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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They know people will blow them.

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They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

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Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.