How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.