How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog