How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.