One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
None, they enlighten themselves.
Hella
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
He had no leg to stand on.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.