Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.