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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.