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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.