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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Uterus Jokes More Uterus Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Baby Girl Jokes More Baby Girl Jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much