How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Uterus Jokes More Uterus Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Baby Girl Jokes More Baby Girl Jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much