T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Making them!!!
Because they make themselves cross.
Sycamore trees!
Slow dance.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
D-Bone steak
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
