T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
They wanted to see it crack up!
They get all over the sheets.
The feet
Facul-tea
Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
