I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.