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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!