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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas