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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)