What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.