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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him