What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.