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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.