What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.