What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.