What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.