What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell!

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe