What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

In both people don't feel like showering.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp