Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"