What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.