What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli