Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"