What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Stupid Kid Jokes More Stupid Kid Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.