What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.